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Better than Marisa's.

It's devoid of any intelligible content whatsoever, but watch it get replies anyway.

To further reduce it's intelligence and to have it make even less sense, here is a picture of a woman. She's probably gonna put those weights down on a $400 vase she bought. You know why she bought it? Because she's a woman, and therefore has no common sense or intelligence.

Ok, last one. I swear. No explanation this time, asshats.

I said I should, not I would. For those of you who don't get the joke (probably everyone reading this) both the UFO and the mouse are characters are from the game Undefined Fantastic Object (UFO, 12th game in the Touhou series). Whenever you reach a midboss, any UFO that may be on the screen will fly off screen before their timer runs out (which is a bad thing). If you reach a boss, any UFO that may be on the screen will immediately burst, granting you the treasures inside (which is a good thing). Of course, now that I've explained it, it's not funny. Unless you understood the joke in the first place, of course.

I need to let up on the Touhou bullshit.

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Dohoho.

I think he believed it you guys. Text copied from an Omegle chat.

Stranger: Hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: Where you from?
You: Mayohiga
Stranger: Where is that?
You: Gensokyo
Stranger: never heard of it
Stranger: where is it near?
You: It's where everything goes when people stop believing in them.
Stranger: oh right cool sounds like a nice place
Stranger: Are you male or female?
You: female
Stranger: I'm male
You: Everyone in Gensokyo is female, except for some of the humans in the human village.
Stranger: What are the other villages like? Are there humans staying there too?
You: There are no other villages. There's the Forest of Magic and Hell, which are about as close as you'll get to a village. There's a human living in the Forest of Magic, but aside from her there's only one other human who lives outside the human village.
You: We'd eat all the humans if they weren't there.
Stranger: I've only eaten a few humans before
Stranger: I'm on a diet you see
You: They're delicious.
Stranger: Anyway the farm that produces humans close to me has shut....so I cant get fresh humans as much
Stranger: BBQ humans are lovely
Stranger: Pickled cocks taste really nice
You: Eww. Men are disgusting.
Stranger: why?
You: They taste weird.
Stranger: How do you take your humans then?
You: I only eat females.
Stranger: i know they do but with some salt and a nice sauce they can taste good
Stranger: since you only eat females are you a lesbian?
You: I know that ghost at Hakugyokurou will eat anything though.
Stranger: I have heard that
Stranger: some Ghosts arent fussy
Stranger: ghost caught me masturbating one time
You: She even asked her gardener to fry that immortal human once.
Stranger: it got a shock of its life .....it had a look on its face like it thought it has seen somebody fwapping
Stranger: well some people have their owns tastes I suppose.
Stranger: Once you go human you dont go back
Stranger: How do you travel back and fourth to your planet?
You: I live on Earth.
Stranger: Cool me too
Stranger: Do you ever trael outside earth?
Stranger: *Travel
You: No.
Stranger: You should once in a while you would like it...trust me its out this world
You: If I really wanted to I could. I can manipulate boundaries.
Stranger: I bet you can
Stranger: I'm going to go now ok? Might bump into you in the galaxy somewhere
You: Ok.
Stranger: Its been nice talking to you

Mikopits.

Who else plays it?