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A general explanation of psychics.

Posted by GenericName54 - February 5th, 2009


Setting: 2 friends go to a psychic. The client, male, who looks about 16 or 17 years old, is well dressed, looks fit, wears glasses, and has a clean uniform on. He can see spirits. The psychic refers to the client's birth date and name, which he wrote down on a form before she entered. After the meeting with the psychic one of them points out how it was a fraud. It's a cloudy day. The psychic has an assistant with her.

The 2 friends are waiting for the psychic. The psychic enters the room and sits down.

Psychic: Your father... among the living?
Client: He passed away when I was still very small.
Psychic: And your mother?
Client: She's passed away as well.
Psychic: Brothers and sisters?
Client: None.
Psychic: Life has been a struggle for you ever since you were a child.
Client: How did you know?
Psychic: You live alone.
Client: Yes. In an apartment.
Psychic: I see you are independent and self-reliant, and above all, work toward the future. You are also very adept at house work.
Client: I've got nothing against it.
Psychic: You keep many things to yourself. Exercise?
Client: I rather like it.
Psychic: You're an athletic, smart young man.
Client: You think so?
Psychic: But right now... you're worried about a relationship.
Client: I am.
Psychic: It will all turn out fine. Because you're a kind and thoughtful person. And if you act with sincerity, the other person will understand.
Client: Sincerity, huh?
Psychic: Do you have any other concerns?
Client: I guess I have...
Psychic: Is it a hard thing to admit?
Client: Not so much hard... I'm not sure whether you'll believe me or not.
Psychic: Don't worry. Change your attitude and you can change the world.
Client: What?
Psychic: If your outlook is dark, then everything in the world will come out terrible. But if you are optimistic and try your best, the whole world can seem to change for you. I'm sure it must be a terrible thing, but nothing will change by just standing still. You have to gather your courage and face it.
Client: Okay!
Psychic: Do you have any other questions?
Friend: How will the whether be tonight?
Psychic: The weather report said that it was going to clear up.
Friend: I see...
Client: Huh?
Assistant: Mistress, the time...?
Psychic: Would you like to extend the session?
Friend: No. I've heard quite enough.

Outside on a park bench, the client is speaking to his friend.

Client: Thank you very much! These fortune tellers are amazing!
Friend: What's "amazing" about it?
Client: She'd never seen me before... and she automatically asked about my dead father.
Friend: But her question... could have been taken several ways.
Client: Huh?
Friend: "Your father... among the living?" could be asking if he's dead or it could be asking about his involvement in your life. One would mean that he's dead and the other means that he's alive. The one who assumed that it meant he was alive was you.
Client: But she knew that I had a hard time as a child...
Friend: Any orphaned boy would have a hard time as a child. You being independent and self-reliant, and above all working toward the future. Those are all common traits for any Aries. Any horoscope in any bookstore would say the same.
Client: The thing about being good at housework...
Friend: You live alone but your uniform is clean and well-cared for. You'd have to be the one to keep it nice with housework.
Client: She knew I was worried about a relationship...
Friend: Look at our culture! I doubt there is a person around who isn't worried about a relationship.
Client: ...
Friend: Even approaching your relationship with sincerity - that's a pretty basic approach to interpersonal relationships. It's nothing special as advice goes. And when she asked if you had other worries... you were thinking about how you see spirits, weren't you?
Client: ...yes.
Friend: Do you remember the advice she gave you?
Client: Change your attitude, and...
Friend: If changing your attitude would make you stop seeing spirits... you would have done it a long time ago. I doubt that woman ever thought your problem was occult in nature. She probably thought it was about your schoolwork, or maybe some girl you had a crush on. And thinking that, she said something that would match the situation. With the answer she gave, she had most situations covered.
Client: So you're saying... that this fortune teller...
Friend: Was a fake.


Comments

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