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ROCK GOD HISAO, part 2

Posted by GenericName54 - September 8th, 2009


Note:This story was not originally told by me. An anonymous author wrote up these events in the first person, however everything that happens in this story is 100% true.

You summon all your courage and gather all the energy in your voice as you stand up to the booming green beast.

"IT'S ON NOW MOTHERFUCKER!"

Suddenly, the world turns into a giant rock concert, but not just any rock concert, everyone in the entire world was there.

"Hisao! Kick his butt! Wahahaha!"
"...!"
"U-Um Hisao! We'll still love you no matter what, so do your b-best!"
"This isn't the Tea Room..."
"THE DINOSAURS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN CO-CONSPIRATORS OF THE FEMINIST CONSPIRACY! YOU MUST TAKE DOWN THAT T-REX FOR ALL OF MANKIND!"

Your friends cheer you on, perhaps oblivious to the fact that you just orally raped Rin... but fucking encouraging.

"Fuck it, it's time to rock.", and just as you say that, an electric guitar materializes in your hands. But not just any electric guitar, this guitar emits the electrical power of a thunder god!

Suddenly, Odin appears in the sky, sitting in a godly chair. He begins to sit up in the sky, and clears his throat as he speaks.

"WHAT SAYETH YOU, SON OF MAN? CANNETH YOU ROCKETH WITH THE BEST IN THIS AXE DUEL?"

You look up to this god who questions your manlyness.

"No, I won't be rocking with you... YOU'LL BE ROCKING WITH MEEEEEEEE!"

You begin playing the greatest electric guitar song of all time, not even knowing what it is you ARE playing. It comes out as naturally as you'd expect someone to have memorized it, but this was your first time even holding a guitar. But you didn't care, all you had to do was believe.

"I say! This is quite improbable! How can you rock this hard?! YOU HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED A GUITAR BEFORE!" Professor Rexicus says in a shocked yet gentlemanly tone.

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT I KICK SO MUCH ASS, MAYBE YOU JUST SUCK!" you say as you smirk.

PART 3 IS IN THE NEXT BLOG POST.


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