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ROCK GOD HISAO, part 4

2009-09-08 04:36:47 by GenericName54

Note:This story was not originally told by me. An anonymous author wrote up these events in the first person, however everything that happens in this story is 100% true.

Odin let a manly tear run down his divine face.

"Letteth thou be known, today, that he, the child of the broken heart, was indeed the greatest man ever to live and die before me."

Odin raises his arm.

"He will go on to Valhalla, whereth thou will be swarmed with thy luscious women, succulent drinks and foods, and forever rocking the very foundation of existence."

In the end, the world went back to normal, the girls all in tears but became stronger in their lives, and Kenji pouring out some expensive beer for his fallen bro.

All was well for the newly strengthened world.
All except for Rin, who died of breast cancer two months later.

THE END.


ROCK GOD HISAO, part 3

2009-09-08 04:31:40 by GenericName54

Note:This story was not originally told by me. An anonymous author wrote up these events in the first person, however everything that happens in this story is 100% true.

The song you were playing was reaching the end, everyone in the world cheering at you, you glorious bastard... wait... something's wrong...? The electricity and your bad heart aren't doing too well. In fact, if you don't stop right now, you'll die. You'll die. You'll die. You'll die. You'll die. You'll die. You'll die. You'll die. You'll die. You'll die. You'll die. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. You're gonna die. But you come to realize, the over sized Raptor simply can't keep up with you, and if you stopped, he'd overtake you and more than likely humanity would be viewed as a bunch of pussies.

You can't let them down.
You can't.

You cough up blood, but you begin to play the last glorious second of the song of your soul. The music was so beautiful, that Odin himself was in tears. As you finish your song, you collapse instantly. You know you can't be saved, but you don't care. You point your dying finger at Odin and the T-Rex.

"YOU are small-time." you say as you slowly pass over into death.

The crowd went silent. Before they were cheering, then they were crying, but now they're silent. Hisao, possibly the most metal man ever to exist, died from rocking too hard.

PART 4, AND THE CONCLUSION, IS IN THE NEXT BLOG POST.


ROCK GOD HISAO, part 2

2009-09-08 04:01:09 by GenericName54
Updated

Note:This story was not originally told by me. An anonymous author wrote up these events in the first person, however everything that happens in this story is 100% true.

You summon all your courage and gather all the energy in your voice as you stand up to the booming green beast.

"IT'S ON NOW MOTHERFUCKER!"

Suddenly, the world turns into a giant rock concert, but not just any rock concert, everyone in the entire world was there.

"Hisao! Kick his butt! Wahahaha!"
"...!"
"U-Um Hisao! We'll still love you no matter what, so do your b-best!"
"This isn't the Tea Room..."
"THE DINOSAURS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN CO-CONSPIRATORS OF THE FEMINIST CONSPIRACY! YOU MUST TAKE DOWN THAT T-REX FOR ALL OF MANKIND!"

Your friends cheer you on, perhaps oblivious to the fact that you just orally raped Rin... but fucking encouraging.

"Fuck it, it's time to rock.", and just as you say that, an electric guitar materializes in your hands. But not just any electric guitar, this guitar emits the electrical power of a thunder god!

Suddenly, Odin appears in the sky, sitting in a godly chair. He begins to sit up in the sky, and clears his throat as he speaks.

"WHAT SAYETH YOU, SON OF MAN? CANNETH YOU ROCKETH WITH THE BEST IN THIS AXE DUEL?"

You look up to this god who questions your manlyness.

"No, I won't be rocking with you... YOU'LL BE ROCKING WITH MEEEEEEEE!"

You begin playing the greatest electric guitar song of all time, not even knowing what it is you ARE playing. It comes out as naturally as you'd expect someone to have memorized it, but this was your first time even holding a guitar. But you didn't care, all you had to do was believe.

"I say! This is quite improbable! How can you rock this hard?! YOU HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED A GUITAR BEFORE!" Professor Rexicus says in a shocked yet gentlemanly tone.

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT I KICK SO MUCH ASS, MAYBE YOU JUST SUCK!" you say as you smirk.

PART 3 IS IN THE NEXT BLOG POST.


ROCK GOD HISAO, part 1

2009-09-08 03:51:55 by GenericName54
Updated

Note:This story was not originally told by me. An anonymous author wrote up these events in the first person, however everything that happens in this story is 100% true.

You climb atop of Rin, the very sight of you makes her squeal through her gagged mouth. She begins crying, which turns you on even more. You kneel in and start licking the tears off her face, they're sweet, but quickly stop upon remembering that you just jizzed there not ten minutes ago. You rip apart her blouse and begin fondling her breasts, they feel so smooth and creamy.

"Rin, your breasts feel so good, you don't mind if I Katawa your Shoujo, hmm?"

She could only whimper in response to your horrible joke. You rip off her bra, and begin licking her left tit as you continue caressing her right breast. Her body immediately convulses the moment you put your mouth on her piece of pink skin. Unable to control yourself, you begin digging your fingernails into her breast, causing her to scream.

"Alright, enough foreplay, remember when you said I had a problem in my pants? The glove's on the other hand now."

You slowly pull down her pants, revealing her dripping womanhood. Must drive her crazy knowing she can't stop her body from such trivial things.

"Let's become one, Rin." you say in a whisper.

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, young man."

"Wha- who is that!?"

You turn around, a giant Tyrannosaurus is looking at you through your window, and he has a monocle.

"I CANNOT LET YOU SOIL MY DAUGHTER, CHILD OF BROKEN HEARTS!"

He suddenly bursts through your ceiling, making an extremely loud yet elegant roar, shaking the very foundation of the entire building.

"IF YOU DESIRE MY MAIDEN'S HAND, YOU MUST BEST ME IN AN ELECTRIC GUITAR CONTEST OF SORTS. WHOEVER MAY ROCK THE HARDEST, WINS THE GENTLEMAN'S CHALLENGE!"

You look long and hard at this farce of reality. You begin to question your sanity, but immediately kick that to the side. No fucking dinosaur is gonna keep you from your vagoo. Not even a fucking T-Rex.

PART 2 IS IN THE NEXT BLOG POST.



THIS SONG MADE ME MANLIER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.

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From Nazrin to Stage 5 midboss. Although, I may change it back some time.



And school is starting in like, 2 weeks. Also, HOLY SHIT I'M A JUNIOR NOW WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? So now that I'm going to school I'll stop being busy playing shootan gaems in my room and start pretending to look busy while playing shootan gaems in class. Discuss.


Hey guys.

2009-08-25 12:27:31 by GenericName54

I made a new Touhou. I call her "Fujiwara no Mocha".

Hey guys.


The last post.

2009-08-18 20:57:17 by GenericName54

It had Youmu squashed in between Yuyuko's breasts. This one has Miku, Neru, and Teto.

The last post.


12.3 IS OUT TOO.

2009-08-16 19:26:43 by GenericName54

BUT I DIDN'T MAKE THIS POST WHEN I GOT IT BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY PLAYING IT.

12.3 IS OUT TOO.